Wednesday 14 July 2010

Why can't everyone just ignore him/forget him/let him be?

With this edit summary, the Queen of Trolls proves herself to be the ultimate and unsurpassable troll of UESP. Not only was it Nephele who started off the latest round of EtOT bashing, with her stupid and ill-informed policy suggestions, she kept it going by blocking him when other admins had already decided to ignore EtOT's latest few idiotic emails (and thanks for forwarding them on, you know who!)

What Nephele has done here is to knock a big ol' wasps' nest off a tree then start complaining when she gets stung.

Either she is more stupid than a 5 minute n00b, or she did it deliberately to troll. Make your pick.

Two New Patrollers

For some reason, the comment sections on previous posts are calling the fact that Corevette789 and Jplatinum16 have been nominated as patrollers worthy of comment.

Neither event is really worthy of comment, but on the off chance that this will shut you up, here's the post.

It was Vesna who nominated Corevette789 and The Great Deceiver who nominated Jplatinum16. So far the only controversy I can see is a competition to see who can stick his or her tongue furthest up the nether regions of the two people concerned. Neither nomination has anything less than a panting declaration of love in the voting section. They will both go through, despite the idiotic "UESP Watch Reader 101" comment that "I don't [Jplatinum16's] nomination will be successful here. I assume he left the word "think" out of that comment on the grounds that he doesn't understand the word.

Anyway. Here's the post... but it's not really very interesting, is it?

UPDATE: My bad. I hadn't noticed that regular moron MEG had voted against Jplatinum16, which at least gives us all a pretty solid clue to the identity of "UESP Watch Reader 101". Perhaps MEG could pass comment on this edit to the Arcane University page, and the creation of this page?

Monday 5 July 2010

EtOT Thinks He's Appealing

Despite having previously claimed to be "done" with UESP, Elliot the Obnoxiously Thick has appealed against his block. He claims that his new block falls under the "double jeopardy" rule, but in typical EtOT style he fails badly on comprehension.

Double Jeopardy is intended to stop somebody being tried twice for the same offense based on the same set of facts. In this case, two new pieces of evidence have come to light since he was tried, so the rule doesn't apply. In any case, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus commented earlier that EtOT's email to him was sent after the first block expired so there is definite scope for a second trial.

Besides, EtOT. Haven't you got it yet? Nobody likes you or wants you on the site. Keep posting and your indefinite block will be along shortly.

Another Month for EtOT

Elliot the Obnoxiously Thick has been blocked for another month.

Things started a couple of days ago when Lucius Tarquinius Superbus posted an email he received from EtOT. In typical EtOT style, he instructed LTS "Do not involve yourself in matters that concern me you little prick." Since EtOT was banned for being a dick to other users, LTS asked for a new, month long block.

New editor Corvus supported a ban extension then Corevette789 decided to remain neutral. That's a bit of a surprise given EtOT's previous behavior towards Corevette, but we'll let it pass.

The Queen of Trolls obliges with the block, and then TheAlbinoOrc provides further evidence in case anybody thought it was unfair.

It's much less interesting on the site without EtOT, but nobody can deny that things are much nicer now he's not there. With no EtOT and no Rawtwat the Vicious, UESP is once again a nice place to be. I might have to start editing again.