Monday, 7 May 2012

About Bloody Time

Good to know that Daveh is a UESPWatch reader: he's finally decided to upgrade the wiki software. Admittedly, he's taken so long about it that what should have been a simple upgrade is now proving to be a problem. Four days after his original post and UESP is still using the old 1.14 release. If he had upgraded to 1.17 when he originally promised to, or to 1.18 when he promised to do that, this would have been a lot easier.

Of course, he isn't helped by the Whining Little Bitch and his typical useless whining. Eleven successive posts listing all sorts of problems, real and imagined, plus another here aren't going to help anyone.

At least he's doing something useful for a change. Maybe now he can fix all the other problems, like caching, categories and so on.

Saturday, 28 April 2012

Sorry

Okay, I'm sorry. I should have posted but it all seemed a bit too much. Tiber has done a good job of covering the big stuff so I'll go for the little things.

First off, let's look at Eshe. With a hearty "I'm back!" (UESPWatch is the only entity that cares), we get treated to a mass of pointless edits that don't do anything. Can someone tell me how Eshe ever made admin?

Bonus from the troll: "Aren't all bows longbows?" asks Eric Snowmane. Well... no.

Then we get to see why Velyanthe supports RH70: pointless edits like this one, that don't add anything useful but boost one's edit count.  And what bulletin would be complete without several cases where Elliot the Obnoxious and Thick didn't make an appearance? It's good to see he's learning to stick his tongue up whatever orifice is required.

That's a start. I'll try to stay up to date now.

Reason for my Break

Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, but I thought I ought to explain my absence.

When Skyrim came out I was as excited as anyone else, but once I started playing the game I felt let down. While rpeh was gushing about the game on the UESP blog I was plodding through it getting bored and wishing Bethesda would write a new game instead of repackaging the same one Since Morrowind there's been Oblivion, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas and Skyrim... and they're all the same. Sure, in Fallout there are guns instead of swords, but I thought with Skyrim they would take the opportunity to do something really different. No such luck.

That, combined with Daveh's inability to spot a dirty great firewall around his site meaning I couldn't access UESP, meant I could move on and do other things. After a few weeks away I discovered I didn't miss any of it. That was why I appointed a lackey, but he seems to have gone AWOL.

The latest hypocrisy and idiocy was impossible to ignore, but I don't know how long I'll be watching.

Beginning of the End

Sorry the blog hasn't covered recent events. I thought my new sub-editor was going to follow things, but it doesn't look like it.

Where to begin?

I could go all the way back to Daveh's decision to emphasise his own idiocy and incompetence by de-adminning rpeh and Krusty, but that's so long ago it's probably better to start with Whining Little Bitch's RfA.

Let's remember that Whining Little Bitch was the one who has stated before that he has no interest in being an admin, so it's obvious that the Queen of Trolls contacted him to talk about her nomination. So much for the claims there's no clique. Then we can look at the votes. First we get the usual collection of sycophants and lick-spittles seeking favour.

Support 1 comes from the Queen of Trolls herself, a known liar with her own agenda for the site.
Support 2 comes from Eric Snowmane, the Wikia Stooge - another known liar
Support 3 is from Helenaannevalentine. I don't know much about her but she looks like a decent user.
Support 4 is from Elliot the Obnoxiously Thick, the world's most stupid person. Given that Whining Little Bitch used to be known as Elliot's Bitch, this one was always going to happen.
Support 5 is from TheRealLurlock. For those who don't remember, Lurlock is an idiot who was bounced into the post of admin when Aristeo found himself a victim of Nephele's personal agenda. Nobody has ever claimed that he's genuinely suitable for the role.
Support 6 is from ^CEshe^V, the only admin so incompetent that she can't even copy/paste information correctly.
Support 7 is Velyanthe, another user who came in with Skyrim and who I don't know.
Support 8 is Alphabetface, another SR user.
Support 9 comes from Jak Atackka, a Skyrim user who looked promising at first but seems to have become a bit of a dickhead.
Support 10 is from Minor Edits. I was surprised to see this one. ME is usually more sensible than this and although he expressed scepticism in his vote, he never saw fit to change it (unlike others).
Support 11 comes from SkoomaManiac, a user who has been around for quite a while without ever doing much.

There were also Support votes from ThuumofReason and Legoless. The first was changed to an oppose and the second withdrawn after reading the opposition.

The first Oppose vote was a wall of text from The Great Dane (new name for Krusty). It's a long post and suffers from his usual slightly fractured English, but it exposes Whining Little Bitch for the shameless scheming liar he really is.
The second was from Kiz, who adds some good examples of WLB being a fucking idiot.
The third was from Rpeh, who pointed out that WLB has never done anything big on the site.
Then we get "Haysie" who joined in July 2011 but never did anything except post on his user page before voting in the RfA.
Lastly we have Kitkat, who gives another good set of examples where WLB has been a fucking idiot.

At this point, WLB realised that the editors with actual talent were starting to vote and withdrew his nomination before any more examples of his incompetence could be posted, or before the few remaining decent editors could vote Oppose.

It's at this point things get even better. Alpha Kenny Buddy, who has somehow made admin whilst having a username that violates site policy, made a post ending with "Finally, if the community feels it is I in the wrong here for what I'm about to do, I would like you to consider this my resignation from all duties relating to this site." and blocked Rpeh for 3 months. He also called for The Great Dane to be stripped of his admin rights, although later withdrew this.

Seriously? Saying "I know this is going to be controversial but I'm doing it anyway and if you don't like it you can fuck yourselves" is the sort of thing we want to see from admins now?

The debate that followed largely fell along party lines. Editors with any degree of talent, such as Dwarfmp and Minor Edits, essentially told AKB that he had overstepped and was only prolonging the drama. Idiots like Elliot and Nephele plus the appalling AKB refused to budge, though, so rpeh gets a three month block for comments made two months ago.

The whole mess that started with Daveh being a moron has ended with almost all the site's best editors having left, with only a clique of self-important assholes suffering from adminitis left behind. UESP will stick around for some time, but the talent pool has evaporated. Do you really think people likeElliot the Obnoxiously Thick and Whining Little Bitch can improve the site? If so, why haven't they done so in the past?

No. It's the beginning of the end.

Monday, 26 March 2012

New Blood in the Watch

Hi everyone. Tiber is taking a break from UESPWatch and I'm taking over for the moment. It looks like we have a load of brand new chaos and hypocrisy on UESP so hopefully I'll be making a few posts soon. You can still contact UESPWatch at uespwatch@gmail.com with anything you want to tell us. Thanks for staying with the blog!

Friday, 23 March 2012

Yes I know

Okay, okay, okay.

If I mention that The Great Deceiver has been fired, can I go home?

I've grown bored with both Bethesda and UESP so sorry if I can't be bothered to keep up to date any more.

What rpeh did was a bit dickish but wasn't any worse than what ^CEshe^V and Rawtwat the Ignorant, Obnoxious and Vicious did when rpeh made his comeback after the last admin-level clusterfuck.

Daveh has been looking less and less secure as head of his personal monarchy. He still hasn't sorted out the anon caching problem; he took a couple of weeks to realise there was a bloody great firewall between his site and the Internet; he still hasn't fixed the category problem; he still hasn't managed to upgrade to the latest MediaWiki version; and now he decides to wade into a debate and has managed to take the wrong decision from day one.

In short, it's time Daveh quit. He hasn't been able to maintain the site and this latest mess demonstrates is perfectly. As I said earlier, rpeh was a bit of a dick over his interactions with the assholes at TESWiki, but that should have generated a warning at most. Instant de-adminning of rpeh and Krusty was a stupid decision that undermines Daveh's claim to be a hands-off leader.

What UESP has now is a resurgence of the idiots. TheRealLurlock - a moron so inconsequential that I'm giving him the nickname "TheRealLurlock", partly in recognition of the fact that he was so stupid he hadn't registered his own name - has turned up; ^CEshe^V and Rawtwat the Ignorant, Obnoxious and Vicious have both returned too. The simple fact is that these three are idiots. As is the simpering simpleton Whining Little Bitch, aka RobinHood70. His whining was partly what caused this mess, and he's keeping up his usual strategy of praising people he thinks like him while attacking everybody else. Whining Little Bitch is the single most-unpleasant person I've ever encountered on the Internet. Most trolls will attack you to your face, but Whining Little Bitch likes to be sly. Slimy, unpleasant, and never going to be an admin.

UESP has decided to put its trust into people who were around at the start -Rawtwat the Ignorant, Obnoxious and Vicious and "TheRealLurlock", who have been shown to be inadequate for the job, and ^CEshe^V, who only got nominated by The Great Deceiver because The Great Deceiver wanted to have sex with her.

From other posts it seems that Timenn has given up, and GuildKnight has decided her young child is more important than dealing with children. I don't blame either of them.

So in summary: Daveh is incompetent as are most of his admins. The long, slow decline of UESP started with the release of Skyrim.

Monday, 3 October 2011

Still Here

As somebody took the time to write a nice email asking me to keep writing UESP Watch, let's see about a quick post to prove I'm still here. Obviously, with Skyrim lurking around the corner there's probably going to be a lot more activity on the site, and that means there should be more work for me too. For now, let's take a look at an old post from this site. In fact, look at the comments.

It seems somebody called Yvonne Lucidia, who doesn't seem to have any observable sense of humour, created a petition with the aim of shutting this blog down. In fact she's so determined that she joined that petition site purely with this aim in mind, to judge from her registration date. This was on the 15th of July 2010. Well we've had 15 months since then so let's see how close she is to her goal of collecting 5000 signatures. How many has she got?

6.

Six.

That must be a little disappointing. Go on - sign up. It'll keep Yvonne happy.