Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Interview With a Vicious Thug

Rawtwat the Vicious has been interviewed by the insipid self-absorbed puddle of vomit that is BethBlog. Elliot the Thick embeds his tongue in Rawtwat by writing a news post about this momentous event (two fucking lines and one of them has a mistake - god he's useless), and then Eshe barfs it onto the news page.

Notice that the interview doesn't contain a picture, unlike other such interviews. Having seen a picture of Rawtwat I can't say I'm surprised. The phrase "ugly scrawny speccy twat" doesn't even come close. Not only will he never know the touch of a woman, it seems he's unlikely to know the sight of a paycheck either, as he's still unemployed despite graduating a couple of months ago. Before resigning himself to a life of welfare cheese and cardboard boxes I'm sure there are some things he could try his hand at.

10 comments:

  1. You have the nerve to comment on the people who have done great things for UESP. Then, you hide behind a moniker and praise yourself for pointing out mistakes by others. You essentially have no life, as pointed our by many people. Your chuffed disposition is beyond the concept of the word "tool." You don't even have the knackers to say who you are! What are you afraid of? Getting rocked by the people that you seem to be making fun of? Stand behind a true bloody identity you damn twit. I don't see your picture anywhere. I don't even see your name anywhere. I mean, the amount of time you put into this is insanely embarrassing.

    Last time I checked, people are able to cock up things without having to really worry about too much (it is a wiki, you know). So piss off you fucking pillock and get a life (or a woman or man, since you think you can get one by spending your entire day commenting on what other people have done).

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  2. You'll actually find I've praised several people on this blog. The ones I've criticised are the ones who have typically done nothing useful for the site at all. Ratwar may have been vaguely useful once but does nothing at all these days; Elliot has been a useless tosser since day one and I can't understand why anybody ever thought otherwise. I haven't said much about anybody else yet.

    The amount of time I put in to this is very little, and typically takes place over breakfast when I'm surfing anyway. And while I'd be the first to admit that commenting on a wiki isn't the most productive activity ever, writing on a gaming wiki isn't exactly going to produce a cure for cancer any time soon is it?

    Lastly, I remain anonymous because I choose to. As indeed did you when you made that post, so you should stop calling the kettle black, Mr Pot. Almost everybody on UESP is anonymous. Rpeh was an exception, as is Daveh... Elliot might be his first name (or he might be an ET fan, I don't care)... I recall Eshe putting up a banner with her name on it at one point (can't remember what it was) but that got taken down and she's now anonymous again. "Nephele"? "Ratwar"? (although he got outed by BethBlog) "Wrye"? "GuildKnight"? Why shouldn't I be "Tiber Septim"?

    What amazes me is the reaction to this blog. It shows just how small you people are. You're fine when you can revert comments, warn and block users but when you can't act like lords of your own little manor you become really, REALLY touchy.

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  3. Oh - and my girlfriend and are engaged and due to be married in the spring. She's all the woman I've ever wanted or needed.

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  4. Read the blog or fuck off. I already said (http://uespwatch.blogspot.com/2009/10/why-i-left.html) I don't edit any more and that I'm not going to tell you. Besides, you all seem to be having such fun trying to guess who I am! And you still aren't telling me who YOU are so why should I tell you who I am?

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  5. *I* like saying "fuck"? In this pleasant little exchange, you have said it 5 times to my 2 (including this one).

    So you tell me it's wrong for me to be anonymous while being anonymous yourself; you tell me I swear a lot while swearing twice as much; and you tell me I need to be shown what it means to be human while abusing homosexuals.

    You fail in epic fashion.

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  6. And you have no life. Simple, really.

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  7. "Who is the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

    If you're spending your time reading, and commenting on, the blog of someone with no life, just how sad and lonely does that make you?

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  8. A few hours commenting? You have 29 stories in a week. Indeed, it is you who has no life.

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  9. No I don't. In the last week (back to and including last Thursday - http://uespwatch.blogspot.com/2009/10/more-elliot-template-stupidity.html) I have 8. The first post was made on October 4, 17 days ago. In other words, I've posted an average of 1.7 entries a day - a little quiet for a blog.

    You even fail as this! Go on - admit it, you're Elliot aren't you!

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  10. Everything you've said so far has been wrong so I really don't care what you call me. I must confess, though, that the thought there's someone else as thick as Elliot in the world is not a happy one.

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