Monday 26 October 2009

My Identity Revealed!

I've had a few requests to tell you all who I am. Well after due consideration I've decided to reveal all at last:

I'm Nephele.

Now I know nobody's going to believe that... and rightly so.

I'm Rpeh.

"No!", scream the Daedryon believers. Well okay... I'll come clean.

I'm Elliot, and I have a huge problem with self-loathing.

Just joking.

I'm Daedryon.

I'm Voice of Reason.

I'm Benny220.

I'm doing this as an example of why it's pointless to tell you who I am because you're only going to accept the name if it's one you already agree with. There's no point coming up with a name that won't settle the debate either way so just call me "Tiber Septim" and stop bothering me.

15 comments:

  1. You're a hypocrite. You mock us for attempting to learn your name, while you kept attempting to guess the names of anonymous posters (eg. http://uespwatch.blogspot.com/2009/10/diamond-and-three-bits-of-glass_26.html#comments).

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  2. Not at all. I'm not mocking anybody - just pointing out that no matter what I say, half my readers (HUGE number!) won't believe me anyway.

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  3. Let's have a social experiment. How about you tell us who you really are, and then we take a poll on how many people believe you. Of course, you have to be honest and truthful to us in order for the experiment to work properly.

    A poll would settle the issue easily, and then the argument would end. Don't you want to revolve the argument?

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  4. I don't want to see the argument revolved, and I'm not very interested in seeing it resolved either.

    FFS - you edit ED and don't understand the concept of Anonymous?

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  5. On the contrary, it is you who doesn't understand the concept of Anonymous. Anonymous (capitalized) isn't synonymous with anonymous (lowercased).

    Anonymous is an all-powerful collective that is everywhere on the Internets. Anonymous has similar values and beliefs. Anonymous is after lulz.

    You, however, are a single person. You don't have any infuence or power. You are fringe; there are only few that share your values and beliefs. You don't seek lulz.

    You are not Anonymous; you are anonymous. The anonymous that you are are the type that hide their face out of shame and fear. Anonymous (capitalized) doesn't feel shame or fear; Anonymous is Legion.

    Also, any ED user knows that you can't edit anonymously. A registered account and a confirmed Email address is required to edit ED.

    See Mr. Tiber, you phail epically when it comes to Internet culture. You don't have any clue.

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  6. I can't be bothered talking to you any more. I know for a fact that people get lulz out of this blog and I know for a fact it's having an effect. Your pathetic attempts to get my name are a waste of everybody's time.

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  7. Wasting time is what trolls do best, silly. The only pathetic thing here is you not seeking to revolve the conflict.

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  8. Please tell me how to revolve a conflict, since this is the second time you've mentioned it.

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  9. Be honest to yourself and to us. Tell us who you really are. Knowing each other would build a bond of trust between you and UESP. Then perhaps there will be an open dialogue between us, which may result in change for the better.

    What do you think?

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  10. No, that would be "resolving" the conflict. I think I'll take your advice and revolve it - go round and round in circles.

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  11. Damn typo. Now that you pointed out that I'm a moron, how about you try to resolve the conflict?

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  12. Now to get back on topic. Do you know what person don't trust you? It's because there isn't anyone here who would trust a man in a mask. You love to pretent to be some faceless superhero / supervillain, don't you?

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  13. Well I've always worn my underwear outside my trousers.

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  14. With a belt strapped around your head, amirite?

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